Keep The Young Men Home.. Send The Old Guys To Git-R-Done!

Old Guys Could Git-R-Done!  Think a minute…  America needs to go in a new direction when it comes sending our young to war!  After all we just elected a new president with new direction for the White House - let’s go in a new military direction and git-r-done!

The armed services are looking at things totally wrong instead of sending the young, often inexperienced 18 year old’s off to fight, maybe the services should take the old guys.  You know the ones.  You should not be able to join any service until you are at least 35.

It is a well known fact that 18 year old’s think about girls every 10 seconds.  While old guys only think about women a couple of times a day, leaving more that 28,000 additional seconds per day to concentrate on the enemy…

It has also been proven that young guys haven’t lived long enough to be cranky, and a cranky soldier is a dangerous soldier.   Constant thoughts like “My back hurts! I can’t sleep on this hard ground.  I’m tired and hungry.” make the old guys impatient and taking out the enemy who deserves it will make them feel better and possibly shut them up for awhile.

After all, 18 year old’s don’t even like to get up before 10 am.  Our old guys always are up early to make a trip to the bathroom.  If our old guys get captured they would not be able to spill the beans because they’d forget where they put them.  In fact, name rank and serial number would be a real brainteaser.

Old guys would find boot camp a breeze because they are already used to being screamed and yelled at plus they have become accustomed to soft, mushy food.

There would be no additional expense for training on the weapons course because the old guys have developed an appreciation for guns… they have been using them for years as an excuse just to get out of the house… away from all that screaming and yelling.

The services could even lighten up on that 20 foot wall with a rope hanging over the side.  How many many 20 foot walls have you seen in any combat photos with a rope?

As for running to get in shape - what for?  It has been shown to be very rare that anyone outruns a bullet no matter how fast they are.

Come on think about it - an 18 year old has the whole world ahead of him.  He is still learning to shave, how to talk to a girls, and he hasn’t figured out that a baseball cap has a brim to shade his eyes, not the back of his head.  These are all great reasons to keep our young men at home to learn a little more about life before sending them off to harm’s way.

Let the old guys track down those dirty rotten coward terrorist creeps.  The last thing the enemy would want to see right now is a couple of million pissed off old farts with attitudes and automatic weapons who know that their best years are already behind them and don’t give a crap.

If nothing else, then consider putting the old guys on the border patrol.  It would be secured by daybreak!

Old Military Guys Can Git-R-Done!

Git-R-Done Today!

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You Raise Me UP!

Have you noticed that everyone you talk to is kind of down? Have you watched the news reports on the terrible state of our economy? If you are like we are you could have told the politicians the very dire need our country is in months ago.

Readers before we turn more depressed we wanted to pass along this pick your day up video  You Raise Me UP! We are not sure just how long Dean Hunt will keep this active but what a wonderful thing to do for a Monday.

Thank You Dean Hunt. In case you would like to learn more about Mr. Hunt - here is his link to his site - Dean Hunt.

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Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with that expensive double-pane energy efficient kind, and recently, I got a call from the contractor who installed them.  He was complaining that the work had been completed a whole year ago and I still hadn’t paid for them.

Hellloooo,……….. just because I’m blonde doesn’t mean that I am automatically stupid.  So I told him just what his fast talking sales guy had told me last year, that in ONE YEAR these windows would pay for themselves!

Hellloooo?  It’s been a year! I told him.  There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally just hung up.  He never called back.  Guess I won that stupid argument.  I bet he felt like an idiot.

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Make Extra Cash With Your Computer!

You probably have already noticed that we are not Full of HYPE, (BS) and we hope you appreciate staight forward talk.  Don’t be fooled by the bright lights, loud music, big mansions, exotic cars and piles of cash… of “other” systems.  Everyone on our team has walked in the shoes of indecision at one time or aother - not sure which way to go.  Our team is here and ready to help.  You are really going to like our team!

You have also noticed that we are not ‘pushing and shoving’ just ONE program or system.  We have always believed that each of us have likes and dislikes and should have the right to choose what program or system best fits our interest and budget.  That’s the reason we offer multiple EZ Cash Systems.

Please remember one thing - your success depends solely on your decision of… NOT which system or program… But which TEAM will provide you with training, support and resources.

Sandy Morris

“Building Healthy, Wealthy and Wise Families Worldwide”

EZ Cash Systems…             Visit today - you’ll be glad you did!

Email Us: ezcashsystems@mail.com

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I need more money!

Hello, Sandy and Charlie here with EZ Cash Systems.  Hope you had a great Halloween… Did you eat too much candy?  Sandy has a lot of candy left over so she will be on a sugar high for at least a week!

No matter what the reason was that you found us, everyone in today’s global economic meltdown has been affected somehow and are looking for ways to develop extra income.

Today it has become impossible to survive or depend on just “1” source of income.  Especially when you consider just how many sectors of the economy are down-grading or down-sizing if not closing their doors.  We both were victims by the later, Closing their doors just over 1 1/2 years ago.  Even local, state and federal government programs are being cut back or canceled.

Recently, American Express announced a lay off of 10% (7,000) of its work force, Motorola cut 3,000 jobs and the Chrysler/GM merger is talking of cutting approximately 74,000 jobs along with closing several plants.  Also in the news was CBS discussing cutbacks and lay offs as TV/radio advertising revenue has been significantly reduced.

It is extremely important for each of us to make an intelligent decision on exactly what we can do that will be in our Best Interest on how to make or develop extra income.  What else can we do to protect ourselves, friends and families?  This economic meltdown is affecting everyone.

As you already know, the Internet is a wealth of information and resources but what you may not know is that the Internet can also be a vehicle used to develop additional income or create wealth.  The very least you can do is develop an extra source of additional income.  It is totally your decision to develop additional income or create wealth.

Our sister company, EZ Cash Systems is here to help regardless of your decision to develop additional income or create wealth.  We understand that you may not know exactly how to get started or what to do first, that’s okay and why we’re here for you.

We also realize that this may not be your answer and can part as friends.  We do appreciate the opportunity to present this option to consider for you, your friends and your family.  The reason we mention your friends and family is because like us, we work the Internet as a family business.

Of course you may also work this as a business with friends all working together for one another.  Remember, the Internet gives you the opportunity to work it “as you wish”.  The Internet is OPEN 24/7, 365 days.  The best part of working an Internet business is that it’s environmentally (GREEN) friendly in that you only need a small amount of electricity since there is no gasoline or diesel to burn driving to work causing more pollution.  Your commute to work, on the average, is approximately 20 seconds.   It also does not make any difference what time of the day you work the Internet since its open all day - every day!

The main reason and focus for you, your friends and your family in your Internet business is to reach your financial goals, enjoy yourself and HAVE FUN!  We believe the very best the Internet can do for ANYONE is develop multiple sources of residual income, that YOU control unlike the stock market that controls you.

After all, didn’t our parents and grandparents tell us: “Never Put All Your Eggs In One Basket?”  There must have been a reason.

Whether or not we do business we wish you all the best in your search for success.

If nothing else, make sure you sign up for our Free EZ Cash Systems Newsletter to begin learning for FREE… Before investing a penny!

As always, we’re here to help in your success!  Make it a great day!

Sandy and Charlie Morris

“Building Healthy, Wealthy and Wise Families Worldwide”

EZ Cash Systems Visit again today… you’ll be glad you did!

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PS  If you have not already signed up for the EZ Cash Systems Newsletter please do so now and if there is anyone else you know that we can help – give them this web site.

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Lost Your Job?

Do you know the top eight things you should do if you lose your job?  If you haven’t thought about it, maybe you should.  The number of people losing their jobs have steadily risen this year.  As the American economy continues its downward spiral more people are finding the pink slip in their mail slot.  Even companies that have been very strong have found themselves unable to borrow money.  If they can not borrow then they can not purchase the materials needed to make that widget.  The downward spiral continues because if the company is unable to make widgets they will also be unable to make payroll.

If the pink slip comes to your mail box your guaranteed response will trigger a lot of responses at the same time.  You will first feel hurt… How could they possibly do without me… about the same time you begin to withdraw inward…  What have I done wrong and can I fix it?…  Finally, anger takes over… I am a good worker and I don’t need them.  I will find another job with a better company and I will show them!

Immediately you will settle on the feeling of hopelessness and fear will surround you - stopping your normal positive responses from taking over.  So this article is written for everyone who has the possibility of unemployment.  Take a moment and see what the top eight things you will need to do if it should ever happen.

1.  Stop feeling like it was your fault. This is probably the number 1 issue you will have to face.  Stand up, brush yourself off and take inventory.  You will need to make yourself over for the job interview.  The status quo will not work any longer.  So get a haircut!  Review the clothes you have been wearing and make any alterations or repairs needed.  Check your shoes too.  Many of us overlook this little detail because we just don’t take the time… but it is an important factor in an employers first impression.

2.  Update your resume. Dig it out of the computer if you can.  If you don’t know where it is… don’t fret.  Start a new one.  There are lots of examples on Microsoft’s site that you will find the right one for you.  Or you can simply type it in Google.  Remember more is better.  Keep it honest and straight forward. wimpy resume.  Make a list of employers in your area that you would like to work for and mail them a copy of your resume along with a short cover letter.

3.  Learn new skills. Now while you have the time, brush up on skills that you will need to put you ahead of the other applicants for the new job.  No don’t learn a new video game… Try excel spread sheets, web publishing or something related to your job field.  Employers are more likely to hire someone with a lot of skills over someone that they will have to train in those skills.  One note of caution here, do not put anything on your resume that is not truthful.  If you put that you can work with excel then make sure you can.

4.  Post your need for a job on the social networks. This is a great time to develop relationships with others.  You never know who you might meet on the social sites.  Also update your Facebook, Twitter and MySpace profiles.  While you have a little extra time, begin looking for people in forums who have questions that center in your field of expertise and answer them.

5.  Research jobs online and also search for job fairs. Look for new companies just starting out and having a grand opening.  Most likely they are in the hiring phase.  Send your resume or better yet stop in for a visit in person.  Also note what experience the companies are seeking in their new employee and make sure you have brushed up on that experience.

6.  Take the time to do all the jobs you have been to busy to complete at home. You possibly will find that you have a lot of time on your hands with little to do each day.  This can be when depression will creep into your mind.  Don’t let it.  There are many little jobs that have been waiting for you.  You know the ones you have been putting off for a long time.  Sit down and make a list of them.  Now would be a great time to complete them.  If you don’t have any jobs waiting for you, then consider volunteering at the local hospital, scouting groups or big brothers/big sisters to keep yourself busy.

7.  Take some pictures. You can easily begin taking photos with the camera you have stored in the closet.  Upload them to places such as iStockphoto, Fotolia, StockXpert and ShutterStock.  Most of these sites will keep them for you and charge a customer to download them.  This could start residual income for you.  It might not start right away but it will come.  The more photos you take the better you become at taking them.

8.  Think about possibly starting your own business working from home. This is a great time to start your own company.  Without having all the distractions that are normal in every day life you will be able to focus on building a product or service that solves a problem that people will have again and again.  Internet Marketing has become a super power in today’s world.  Maybe it is time to get your feet wet in a new business and then you will never have to worry about losing your job again.  Begin cautiously and do not fall for the HYPE that many marketers give you.  Take you time and do your research.

Completing the eight topics will speed you on the employment highway.  Don’t quit when things go wrong as they sometimes will, when the road your trudging seems all up hill.  Take a time out, a deep breath and plod on.  You will find a new job if you just keep trying.  Things will get better if you complete the eight things to do when you lose your job.

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